Oh fake vintage shoes, how do I love thee.
Let me count the ways....
I love you when you are black and grey because I can wear you with everything.
I love you when you are an odd shade of green, because then you are on sale.
I love you when you have buttons, because they make you so cute.
I love you when you are famous, so the ladies in the shop tell me (you will be worn by angelina jolie in an upcoming movie, but I had you first).
I love that I can dance in you and not worry about breaking you.
I love you so much, that I display you in my dining roon--I can't bear to closet you.